The solutions to a few unsolved problems
Is NP in P?
No.
Why is there so much water on earth?
Byproduct of early life.
Do magnetic monopoles exist?
No.
What is the meaning of life?
There is none.
How did Indy get to the submarine bay?
He held on to the submarine, which never submerged.
Does the Collatz conjecture hold for all integers?
Yes.
Well, that was easy. NEXT!