Significantly increasing the power of the MQSC

1) Before doing anything, pick a totally random number between 0 and, say, 5→5→5→5→5. If the number is 0, don’t do it.
2) Start a timer on the MQSC
3) If the the MQSC doesn’t get told you’re happy with the result within a few months, destroy the universe.

Virtual omnipotence! You won’t even try doing things that are extremely unlikely to result in a positive outcome, and everything else will go exactly how you planned it.

posted 12 years ago